The Economy
The economy is so bad that:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the

counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient

Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or

them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned

their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,

wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds,

etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline.

I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I

was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could

drive a truck!!!

All was funny, but when I read "A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico ."

I said OH HELL NO, jokes over.

LOL this is really funny, but on a serious side look up this stock sticker RICK I day trade a little and its funny to see a franchise of strip clubs doing better then some mainstream businesses.